Here are some questions that people ask on boats:
Which side of the ship is the water on?
Does the ship dock in the centre of town?
Is there a lift from the back to the front of the ship?
A lady rang the purser’s office to say she had unpacked her cases and asked how she got out of the cabin. Rather perplexed, the person answering the phone replied, “Well through the door”.
The lady replied that there were two doors; one leading to the bathroom and the other had a notice,
‘Do Not Disturb’